Description: This sassy raccoon rocks a nightcap and holds a sign proclaiming 'New Year, Same Me (And I'm Not Running)' with crossed-out sneakers and dumbbells for the ultimate resolution rebellion. Perfect for gym dodgers and lazy legend lovers, it captures the hilarious truth of skipping those fleeting fitness promises. Slap this exclusive sticker on your gear to flaunt your unapologetic sloth in style.
Description: Kick off 2026 with zero guilt in this adorable cartoon of a cozy orange blob snoozing in a recliner, remote clutched tight, dreaming up the ultimate lazy resolution. Ditch the grind and embrace 'Minimal Effort' vibes that scream relatable humor for procrastinators everywhere. Perfect versatile print for tees, mugs, or stickers to flaunt your chill philosophy year-round.
Description: This sassy raccoon nails the eternal struggle of ditching gym resolutions for pizza bliss in 2026. With chunky line art and cheeky vibes, it captures the joy of prioritizing snacks over sweatpants. Perfect for trash panda fans, foodies, and anyone owning their lazy legend status on tees or hoodies.
Description: Laugh out loud at this sassy design that nails the instant regret of ditching New Year's resolutions with a cheeky 'BROKE' pun and tongue-out emoji. Perfect for anyone who's swapped gym goals for snacks by day two, capturing that relatable 'oops' moment we all know too well. Versatile for tees, hoodies, or mugs, it's your badge of humorous honesty this holiday season.
Description: This adorable sloth athlete has snagged a shiny gold medal but opts for the real victory: epic sleep! Rocking a sweatband and snoozing blissfully in bed, it captures the hilarious spirit of lazy triumphs and chill vibes. Ideal for sloth lovers, crypto fans, and nap enthusiasts seeking cute, shareable humor.
Description: This chonky orange cat is the ultimate vibe for 2026, slouched in a plush chair with shades on, remote in paw, and a belly full of chill. Proudly announcing 'Officially Joining the "DO-NOTHING" Club,' it's a cheeky nod to ditching resolutions for epic relaxation. Perfect for cat lovers and procrastinators craving funny, relatable merch that screams 'New Year, same me' on tees, hoodies, or stickers.
Description: This playful cartoon notepad bursts with relatable New Year's resolutions capturing the optimistic chaos of fresh starts. Adorned with doodle pencils, a wiggly paperclip, and a bold red backdrop, it humorously nods to our best intentions often gone awry. Perfect for adding cheeky motivation to tees, mugs, or journals for resolution enthusiasts.
Description: This vibrant retro poster captures the spirit of New Year's resolutions with a cheeky 'Watch Less TV' mantra and a classic 1950s television icon in bold orange and green hues. It humorously tackles our screen addiction, inspiring you to reclaim your time with vintage flair and witty motivation. Perfect for t-shirts or mugs, it's an exclusive nod to resolution warriors seeking fun, shareable style.
Description: Ditch the fake positivity and embrace the chaos with this savage 'F*ck Your Life!' design featuring an overly cheerful January calendar that's hilariously out of touch. The bold, playful lettering pairs perfectly with the cute, waving planner page marked 'JAN 1,' capturing that rebellious new year spirit. Ideal for cynics, meme lovers, and anyone ready to laugh through resolutions—exclusive vibe for ultimate streetwear edge.
Description: This sassy orange tabby cat embodies the ultimate New Year's rebellion, lounging luxuriously on a turquoise couch with snacks, soda, shades, and a scarf under a groovy sunset. 'New Year, Old Me – Why Change Perfection?' hilariously captures that irresistible urge to skip resolutions and embrace cozy perfection. Ideal for cat lovers and meme fans craving relatable humor on tees, hoodies, or stickers—pure viral vibes!
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Description: This adorable hand-drawn design features a cheerful hand scribbling 'Keep Being Awesome' into a spiral notebook, complete with hearts, sparkles, and a vibrant pencil for that perfect New Year's vibe. Say goodbye to stressful resolutions and hello to effortless positivity that radiates fun and self-love. Ideal for t-shirts, mugs, or planners, it's the exclusive feel-good graphic to kick off your year with style and smiles.
Description: Embrace the ultimate anti-resolution with this hilarious sloth lounging in a pile of pillows, clutching a shiny snack bag and shrugging 'MEH!' to 2026 goals. Perfect for anyone ditching gym plans for cozy vibes and endless munchies, this design captures the joy of joyful laziness. Sloth fans and humor lovers will snag this exclusive graphic for tees, mugs, and stickers that scream 'relatable chaos'.