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Drink Your Coffee Conquer the Universe Shorts

$25.08 $30.08

Color: Creme

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Fuel your cosmic ambitions with this badass astronaut chugging coffee while Saturn orbits in his helmet. A hilarious nod to caffeine addicts who aim to rule the stars, blending retro vibes with space-age swagger. Perfect for sci-fi geeks and coffee fiends craving versatile gear that sparks daily domination.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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