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Raccoon 2026! Still Not Joining Gym Card

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This sassy raccoon nails the eternal struggle of ditching gym resolutions for pizza bliss in 2026. With chunky line art and cheeky vibes, it captures the joy of prioritizing snacks over sweatpants. Perfect for trash panda fans, foodies, and anyone owning their lazy legend status on tees or hoodies.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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