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Raccoon 2026! Still Not Joining Gym Shorts

$25.08 $30.08

Color: Creme

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This sassy raccoon nails the eternal struggle of ditching gym resolutions for pizza bliss in 2026. With chunky line art and cheeky vibes, it captures the joy of prioritizing snacks over sweatpants. Perfect for trash panda fans, foodies, and anyone owning their lazy legend status on tees or hoodies.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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